'This Isn't Social Golf'

So, like, back off. The quote is from local amateur Pat Tallent in a Washington Post brief about the Metropolitan Mid-Amateur, which he won at the Army-Navy Country Club. Tallent is a 52-year-old--maybe's there hope for me yet.

Tallent sealed victory on the last hole by hitting a recovery shot out of the rough from 175 yards to within four feet of the pin, then two-putted for par.

No. There isn't.